Birmingham, and the psychos that live there.

Birmingham is a large city in the west-midlands of England and it’s hell. Imagine Satan, now imagine 2.9 million Satans {that also have bad accents} and this is Birmingham. It’s located around 100 miles from London and less than 1 from eternal damnation.

Let’s talk about what little culture this shithole has. The only thing that comes close is its trend for alcoholism and domestic abuse. The only thing they care about is keeping “the blacks” in their place {racist twats} and if England win the footy. get ’em gone.

Sexism is such a big issue in this asswipe of a city that even the women don’t respect themselves. The prostitution problem is no joke and is often described as a “persistent issue” amongst locals {or “the best thing God has ever created” depending on who you ask}.

once again i’ve been Dr Das Mann, signing off.