The chair industry and the issues it has caused.

The chair industry is an issue. And this is why.

Many people die. And I blame the chairs. Those 4-legged bastards killed my mother. I will no longer take this. It is time to fight back.

I hate chairs. They are untrustworthy sons of bitches. They sit there all proud of themselves on all four fucking legs like a smug twat. The ones in Five Guys Burgers and Fries are the worst. JUST LOOK AT THEM. They look at you like they’re the best chairs in the world. They’re not. Do you know how many people have DIED in five guys chairs? too many to count. {although i know one for sure, AS IT’S MY OWN MOTHER.} Don’t trust them.

Did I mention the underpaid Chinese children which work 24/7 to make your cute aesthetic chairs all you bloody psychopaths love so much? They are paid $0.33 an hour {the real cruel part is how it’s in USD so they can’t even spend it.}

I’m done with chairs. {Not so} peace out, Dr Das Mann.